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# 1- Think before negotiating: If you fire at them with everything you have, could you remove the need to negotiate?
# 2- If negotiation is a necessity, think while doing so: what is the best way to cleave the enemy ambassadors in twain?
# 3- If all else fails, fighting is always the answer.
# 4- If fighting fails, you are not fighting hard enough.
# 5- If you are not fighting hard enough, fight louder.
# 6- The best approach is always from the front.
# 7- If the enemy has left their flanks open, feint and then attack from the front.
# 8- If the front is heavily defended, they are expecting a flank attack. Attack from the front.
# 9- If their flanks and front is both heavily defended but they are vulnerable to an aerial strike, distract them with aerial bombardment and then attack from the front.
# 10- If attacking from the front does not work, you are not fighting hard enough. See point 5.
# 11- If attacking from the front is still not working, you're obviously not attacking their front! See point 6
# 12- If there is no possibility for victory, attack from the front as furiously and loudly as possible. Remember, the greater the defeat, the greater the moral victory. |
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Healing Potions. To the untrained warrior fresh in the way of battle, a healing potion is a second lease on life. To the grizzled veteran, a Healing Potion is a dangerous substance only to be quaffed when there is no other option. The novice may scoff at this seemingly misplaced fear, but an adventurer who's been in more dungeons than the typical neophyte has lived years knows how dangerous these little flasks are.
For one, you can't trust the men who sell them. Many a green adventurer has pulled out a potion when backed into a corner -- only to find, right before their demise, they were fooled into buying a simple flask of sugar water from an unscrupulous businessman. Some merchants even mix addictive drugs with their potions, ensuring that the ones who survive the horrors of the tombs they rob return to him with riches ready to be traded for more of their oddly colored flasks.
The worst part of the potions, though, are the side-effects. Among the older dungeon delvers, there are rumors that the large numbers of slimes roaming the countryside are men who've been dissolved from the inside-out by bad batches of what was supposed to heal them. Some of the other veterans are noticing that they've been aging faster, going from the body a centurion at 25 to the sickly, pale body of an aging man ten years later. Younger delvers brush it off as an aging brought on by seeing too many horrors for a normal man. The older ones know that each extra day of life they've gained from a potion took off a year of their life in total. |
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| 05:06pm 08/05/2009 |
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Graduation Party
Location: My house
Day: May 22nd (Friday)
Time: 7pm to Question Mark.
RSVP: call my cell.
Bring: Your ass. Your mind will follow.
Food and drink are encouraged, semi-pot luck, I don't have a career yet to pay to feed all you hooligans. Games, video games (PS2, XBox360, Wii, Gamecube), board/party games, etc encouraged, as well.
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| 08:37pm 08/03/2009 |
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Luna's father died last night from a hart attack.
please pass along condolences. |
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| 05:50am 13/01/2009 |
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Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life...
Student Teaching AHOY! |
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| 09:31am 04/12/2008 |
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99 Barrels of barrels on the floor.
Crack one open, see whats inside, pass the loot around.
A case of frog grenades. Five seconds after pulling the pin,
a grenade will disintegrate in a green flash, hurling frogs in all directions.
98 Barrels of barrels on the floor.
Crack one open, see whats inside, pass the loot around.
Another barrel marked: "WARNING!! Permanently Empty Box!!" Any item or person within 3 feet of this second box when it is opened must make an appropriately difficult roll or be sucked inside and vanish. It continues to suck air into it with a loud roar until closed
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| 09:31am 04/12/2008 |
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Digitally Drop Box SPSS programs for experimental psych
Extra Credit:
Add graphs or random numbers for extra credit
Refer to page 548 when writing results section |
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| 09:54am 01/12/2008 |
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Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.
Estuans interius
All the years you've turned your back on me,
Three, Six, Nine,
Feel the impact!
A black swan.
Sephiroth!
What is bestiality?
My Baby Says Shes driving on the one after 909
Wir tanzen und springen - tief ist Dein Weh
the river is deep and the road is long.
Relax, Don't do it,
Intergalactic, Planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Don't Let Me Down,
Jump, bounce, down, up.
Let the demons in,
Congregation, please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book Of revelations, psalm 69
Words are flying out like
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| 09:22am 18/11/2008 |
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Experiment Pushed back to:
Dec 12
Final Schedules:
MWF 9:00 AM 9:50 AM 8:00 AM on Monday,December 08, 2008 (LME)
TH 9:00 AM 10:50 AM 8:00 AM on Tuesday,December 09, 2008 (EXP)
MWF 11:00 AM 11:50 AM 11:00 AM on Wednesday,December 10, 2008 (SNR)
TH 12:00 PM 1:20 PM 11:00 AM on Tuesday,December 09, 2008 (S&P)
MWF 3:00 PM 3:50 PM 11:00 AM on Friday,December 12, 2008 (H&S) |
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| 03:29pm 05/11/2008 |
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HMWK
Know readings for Monday. |
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| 06:12pm 03/11/2008 |
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Luna's Cat Camir (Kamir?) was put down today for reasons of his health. |
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| 10:01pm 29/10/2008 |
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Fuck yeah Phillies |
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